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Burglar in the house?

Burglar in the house?
Its 2 AM. Im watching "Transporter". Im also online expecting someone to ping me on yahoo IM. Suddenly I can hear Khala whos is sleeping in the other room. I go and see her looking out the window, and she is shouting. Says she saw someone trying to look into the house through the window. I go out and see nobody. I wanted to somehow....find some motion behind the tree...beuond the dark...some sound of steps on dry leaves...so I can jump and pounce on him and make a lot of noise and kick him and kick him so hard that it will immobilize him....and become a hero overnight for saving Auroville flats tonight. The police will come and take the robber....the reporters will be here....and I will become a common household name in Chennai...and maybe in India itself. I would then be called to be the guest of honour in several functions in girls colleges and the girl of my dreams will come with a beautiful garland and insist on having my autograph. Theres the spark. There start the waves...then she insists I call her (girls always want the guys to call) so I do but she doesnt know that 20 of her friends are also crazy about me...and they call me...no make it ... 40.
So, we start knowing each other...and fall head over heals in love with each other....and we do the usual stuff lovers do....like having petty fights...and making up for the fights in interesting lovable ways....and wow the human mind can stretch!!
So Everyone on the street recognizes me...."Hey this is the guy we saw on TV the other day..he saved the world" " he's my Hero" and stuff...I get so used to being a hero that It comes almost natural to me...I dont notice it as such a big thing anymore...so the world thinks I am superman so whats the big deal...They havent seen nothin of my incredible persona yet...
I get that BMW and Benz I saw just now in the movie "Transporter" ....it has to be custom made....state of the art. I keep maintaining my cool image.
So I start my own security firm. I provide security...I create security. People trust my ability to thwart the robbers plans even before the robber makes it.....thats what i tell them to believe. so I get paid in billions and I get my own private jets and stuff and visit my farmhouse in the moon every wednesday and saturday. Thats twice a week. Bush keeps nagging me to take him with me on one of these visits....bugger says he wants to see if he can find some life there so he can attack.
So finally I bring peace to the world. I buy all corrupt people and order them to be not corrupt. It works. People say it was i who brought peace to the world.
So My name gets into the history books. Generations from now will scarce believe that such a man as this ever walked the earth in flesh and blood. I remember this this quote was for Gandhi but now it is for me.
But as it turned out, I couldnt find the robber-to-be. just my luck. Missed all this by a hair's breadth...

posted by Chicken 65 @ 2:55 AM